The ABC of Investing and Finance

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This is the first series of the jargon and terminology used in investing. Will link other list at the bottom of the post for future reference.

A

Asset Allocation: Like chicken rice, your portfolio shouldn’t just be rice and chicken! You will need a little bit of vegetable, chili and dark soy sauce. Diversify your investments across asset classes (stocks, bonds, cash) to balance risk and potential returns.

Appreciation: Think of your investments like a vintage jacket – their value increases over time, making them worth more when you sell.

Annual Percentage Rate (APR): The true cost of borrowing, expressed as a yearly percentage. It’s like reading the ingredients on a candy bar, but for loans.

Ask Price: The minimum amount a seller is willing to accept for an asset. Just like haggling with your durian seller, in the investing world, a good negotiator gets the juiciest deals.

Asset Class: Groups of similar investments. Think of it like sorting your clothes: shirts with shirts, pants with pants, and stocks with stocks (unless you’re feeling very rebellious).

Amortization: Spreading the cost of an asset over its useful life. Imagine paying for a new phone in tiny installments instead of one big chunk.

Accumulation Phase: The exciting years when you’re actively growing your wealth, like watering a tiny seed until it blossoms into a money tree.

Alpha: The elusive “secret sauce” in investing. It’s the extra return you achieve beyond the market average, like scoring a perfect soufflĂ© while everyone else’s falls flat.

Average Annual Return: The historical average gain (or loss) of an investment over a specific period. It’s like looking at a restaurant’s average rating before deciding to dine there.

Ask Bid Spread: The gap between the highest price someone is willing to pay (ask) and the lowest price a seller will accept (bid). Think of it as the haggling space at a pasar malam, the wider the spread, the more room to negotiate.

B is for Building Your Financial Fortress

Bear Market: When the stock market takes a long nap and values hibernate. Don’t panic, grab a good book, it’ll wake up eventually. Means everything is low, many people will lose money if they sell.

Beta: in short, the difference between the value of your investment against the market movement. This is the chart that you see in those stock markets movie. High beta wiggles like a disco queen, low beta sways like a gentle waltz.

Broker: Starts with the word broke, their job is to help you buy and sell assets. With the the current day and age, they are your online brokerage (think: Moomoo, Tiger Trade and etc).

Bid Price: The maximum someone is willing to pay for an asset. Think of it as offering your highest price for a juicy durian at the market.

Blue-Chip Stocks: The tried-and-true giants of the financial world, like reliable sneakers that never go out of style. (Nike Cortez?)

Bond: An IOU from a government or company, promising to pay you back with interest.

Bull Market: When the stock market throws a wild party and prices are on the rise. Enjoy the champagne, but remember, every party eventually ends.

Budget: Your financial roadmap, charting your income and expenses. Treat it like a GPS, it helps you navigate towards your financial goals.

Balance Sheet: A snapshot of a company’s financial health, revealing what they own and owe.

Benchmark: Your investment performance yardstick. Compare yourself to similar assets or indexes to see how you’re stacking up, but remember, sometimes focusing on your own race is wiser.

C is for Cultivating Your Financial Garden.

Capital: The seeds of your financial harvest. It’s the money you use to invest and build wealth, like fertile soil for your financial plants.

Capital Gain: The sweet sunshine that warms your investment returns. It’s the profit you make when you sell an asset for more than you paid.

Capital Loss: The occasional cloud passing over your financial sky. It’s the money you lose when you sell an asset for less than you paid.

Compound Interest: Your financial magic beanstalk! Reinvested earnings snowball over time, making your money grow exponentially, like watering a tiny sprout that becomes a towering money tree.

Cash Flow: The lifeblood of your financial kingdom. It’s the money coming in and going out, like the gentle ebb and flow of a healthy river.

Collateral: The security deposit for your financial adventure. It’s an asset pledged to secure a loan, like leaving your bike with the pizza guy until you pay for your extra-large pie.

Call Option: The right, but not the obligation, to buy an asset at a set price by a certain date. Think of it as chope-ing a table at a restaurant, with the option to cancel if something better comes up, but you need to pay to buy the option.

Covered Call: Renting out your reserved table at the restaurant that you paid earlier! You sell a call option on an asset you already own, collecting a premium but giving up the potential for higher gains if the price soars.

Correlation: How two asset prices dance together. Some tango in perfect harmony, while others do the awkward shuffle, understanding their relationship helps diversify your portfolio.

Cost Average: Smoothing out the bumpy investment roller coaster. You buy smaller amounts of an asset at regular intervals, averaging out the price over time.